Moi naame? Addison Roberts.

Oi haave noh 'ome. Da nearst rohck is mai pilla', the low'st cloaud mai shelta', da murnin' dew mai blaanki'. Oi'm uhn ogre. Moi mutha' vas a pros'tute, moi fadda' some ungadly beest. Bourn an or'fan, Oi'll daie da same. Oi whus burn 'round Kisah, sumewheer wher' da elves dun't tread. Dhey got all d'ere stockin's in a knout jus' lookin' fur meh ta keill'. Oi' fool'd 'em guud.

Oi 'ad ta chooze a goild 'ta falla' 'dhen, as Oi was jus' a wee laddie, lookin' ta survive on 'da streets a Kirganthis. Nut much feur meh to doo, 'side mahybe die nak'd err sumpin. Oi sold moi body loike meh muth'r. Wusn't a pleasaant 'dhing. Oi stumbl'd cross 'da horrid nature 'uh mahn. So oi' chooze da' goild uh 'da necramaanca's. Oi'll tell ya a lil' mure bout it if ye wunt.

Deaath, dizeaase, des'toochun: da 'bom'nations uhr murtal life.

Oi'm yung. Unnly fifteen. So? Deaath 'ulds nah bundries, 'tis nut limmehtd. Dizeaase plaaguhes all ahflickted, nut unnly da eldaly uhr da weak.

Growin' dissatisfoied wit' reahlity, Oi 'uld fahst ta a mure idle'istic arrt - Necramaancy. Pafec-shun uhn deaath is much mure obbtainable thun pafec-shun in laife.

The murtal ahr beneth moi thum'. The immurtal aht moi toung'. OI control ohll hemispheeres uhf egxistance, frum da faathumabble ta da unbeleevable.

'Ooh kwestians moi cleaical uhbillaties?

Oi ressarect da dead, bringin' life ta mehn! W'en 'as Ellakai ever perf'rm'd such a feat?

Oi'm Addison Roberts, an' Oi' rayse 'da dead.