The Green Leaf Experiments

by Vesper Lauphel

In order to builds on earlier studies thats I dids when Is was youngers, what followses is the final resultses of my expersimentations with greens leafs satursurations and its affectses on the usefulness of and regathersings of the white coatins of the leafses.

---The history of the expersiments

During my earlier years I conductseds a great manys expersiments on the little whites spots on the leafses. Afters watching the leafses grow and seeings how the leafses reacted to sunlights and to other naturals conditions, and after talksings to the prime supplier and grower of theses leafses, miss Eebbynths of Kisah, it was learned that the white spots on the leafses are actually coatings of a substances that keeps little buggies from eating the leafses. The leafses puts these off of themselfs so that they will not get eatses all ups. When the little buggies eat the stuffs on the leafs and the white stuffs thats sittins on ems, they run around very very fast and get very very sicks and dies. This seems to be a naturals protections devices of the leafses and is in no way a bad thing.

---Affectses of the whites substances

Faeries and trolls and gobbos and even the bigguns, though, can eats the stuffs on the leafs and while they will finds thats they do nots dies, the stuffs on the leafs will make them move lots and lots fasters. For bigguns it lookses likes there is no end bads affects on their bodies, but for smaller peoples like faeries and gobbos the stuffs can eventuallies causes health problems in late life, and has some sort of addictive properties to its and so it shoulds be used with lots and lots of cautions. Researches from this currents studies wills also shows that there may be some dangers to small peoples ifs lots and lots of cares is not takens to makes sures that leafses do nots gets wet.

---Methodses

Over one thousandses leafs was testeds in the manners of setting the leafs onto still waters and lettings the leafs become saturateds until sinking. The affects of the waters on the leafs was previously unknowns, but careful examsinations of the leafs it is visible to the nakeds eyes that water may loosensthe substances on the leafses and causes it to collects on the bases of the leafs, as showns belows, insteads of a scatterings on the bottom of the leafs and a large spots on the tips.


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      After Soaking

As you can see, alls of the odd whites spots which useds to sits on the leafs has buncheds ups closes to the bases of the leafs. As some of the expersi- menses whiches I dids when youngers seem tos shows, the whites coatings which the leafses leaks is what gives these specials green leafses their fastenings powers.

Great cares was takens in allowings peoples to use the leafses. Bigguns using soaking leafs noted somes definites improvements of the usabilities of the leafs and the strengthenings of their affects after theys had beens soakedses. Post-satursations testingses on faeries was discontinueds afters over seventy seven percents of the faeries who tried saturateds leafs saw adverse affects like dizzinesses, disorientations, tummy upsets, blackouts, and faintings spells. Gobbos also experiencedses the same side effects at the same incidence rates but gobbo experimentations was not discontinueds. Future gobbo experimentations leads me to believes that heavy uses of saturateds leafs may lead faeries and small races to death if greats cares is not takens.

---Discussionses, Conclusionses, and Future Effortses

These expersiments have showns that whiles the leafses in their naturals states may be extremely harmless (other than some potential addictive qualities), the magnifieds effects of the soakedses leafs causes me to issues a severe warning to all smaller races to takes great cares in the storages of the leafs. Similar studies as to the affects of humidities ands rain waters on the pooling affects of the white substances on the leafses will inevitsablies follows.

Careful investigations as to the effects of the whites substances on small races will also eventually be conductedses under very very strict conditionses. Onces the true affects of wet leafses on small races are determinedses, research may also be made on waterproofings techsnologies so as to determines hows small races mays be safeguardses againsts the potential dangers of water-saturateds leafs. Until thats sorts of researches can be undergones, howevers, I must issue strong words of cautionses against small races and the uses of theses leafses.

Please directs correspondences and rebuttalses regardings my researches directly to myself. Special thankses to mister Timbos the minotaurs and mister Lauls the halfie for not onlys providings me with many many leafses and fundings for this researches but also for their willingnesses to eat the saturateds leafs.